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previously on popular...
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I think maybe
To achieve real intimacy,
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We need to have...
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Real intimacy.
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Josh?
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Are you awake?
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I thought finally doing it...
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Would maybe fix
All the other stuff.
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Josh, just because
We're breaking up
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Doesn't mean
We still can't be friends.
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I love you, brooke.
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You only get
One first time.
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Make sure it's worth it.
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No cash, no trash!
No cash, no trash!
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No cash, no trash!
No cash, no trash!
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No cash, no trash! No cash...
Come on!
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Oh, my god.
I am so repulsed.
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What is it?
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It's a granola bar
I threw out last friday.
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When is this gonna end?
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Carm, don't!
What?
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That bald janitor's
Giving you the evil eye.
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Fine. Let him. Better that
Than the entire planet
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Know that my mustache bleach
Is on back order.
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[picketers]
No cash, no trash!
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You have a mustache?
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Damn it.
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[sighs]
Great.
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Oh, who designed
These stupid tests, anyway?
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[toilet flushes]
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♪ think it over
once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts
the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character
or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies
in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired
of being compared ♪
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I expect all of you
To regard this as a privilege.
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The guest principal program
Is an annual event
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That provides us
An opportunity
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To meet with leaders
Of the community...
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Mary cherry.
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What are you doing?
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Disinfecting
My personal space.
48
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Put that away. Now.
49
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[picketers] Don't touch
The grime till overtime!
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When you nominate someone
For principal for the day,
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Take into consideration
Why that person
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Is a positive role model.
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What contribution
Could they make to our school?
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Each of you may choose
One candidate,
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And then solicit
Your classmates for support.
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And your signature must not
Appear on more than two lists.
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What did I say
About the lysol, girl?
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You got popcorn
In your ears?
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I'm sorry. I'm not into catching
Mad cow disease from a desk.
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Miss julian, what you are doing
Is called "Scabbing."
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We need to respect
Our janitors' protest
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Until their concerns
Are addressed.
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They don't want
To be addressed.
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I offered to buy that fat,
Bald one a new push broom.
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He barked at me.
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Look, this mess was here
Long before the strike.
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But how can we expect
Some guest to be our principal
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When this place looks like
Johnny depp's hotel room?
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Life is messy, miss ferrara.
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And how we deal with
That mess says a great deal
About our character.
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You can either
Ignore the stench
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Until it seeps into your
Pores and suffocates you,
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Or you can face the filth
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And accept the fact
That there is no such thing
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As an easy cleanup.
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It's one wrapper
At a time, baby.
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[bell rings]
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Remember, all nominations are
To be in the box monday by 3:00.
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No exceptions.
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Uh, miss ross?
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If I miss tomorrow, can I
Make up that test on monday?
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Yeah, monday's fine.
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Thanks.
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Hey, everything okay?
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What?
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Just asking.
Well, don't.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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29, 30...
31. Okay, I am four days late.
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Wow, this is so harsh.
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What? You think
I'm pregnant?
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No, I think I have the same
Social life as urkel.
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Do you realize I haven't
Had a date in 17 days?
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Nicole, come on!
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Okay, please, b, don't go
Into drama overdrive.
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You've missed
Entire seasons before.
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Yeah, but that wasn't
After I'd had sex.
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[sighs]
Just take the test again.
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Okay, and this time,
Do it at home.
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Someplace where you don't
Have to line the toilet seats
With a lead apron.
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What about josh?
Do I tell him?
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That you think you're pregnant?
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Shh! Don't say it.
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Talk about groveling 101.
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He'll just assume
That you're using that
To get back together.
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I don't want to
Get back together.
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Exactly.
So chill.
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The river can't run
Through it if you're stressing.
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Okay?
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I bet if we hooked
Martha stewart
For principal,
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Those servants around here
Would pick up those push brooms
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Faster than you could say,
"Jimmy crack corn."
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That's it!
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That's exactly who we need.
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Martha stewart?
Ooh, I don't know.
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She might make us
Turn this debris
Into patio furniture.
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No, idiot, a real
Celebrity for principal.
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Get gwyneth.
Paltrow?
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But she's got an oscar
And ben affleck
And flawless skin.
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She wouldn't be caught dead
In this hellhole.
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She must be a sweetie.
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And the speakers
In her beamer are the bomb!
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How do you know?
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I recommended them
To her personal shopper.
I met him at the driving range.
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You know gwyneth's
Personal shopper?
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Yeah! So what?
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He's everyday people.
Hurry.
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Write down goddess gwyneth
For principal and start
Getting signatures.
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And if anyone resists,
Spray 'em in the eyes.
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You track down
That personal shopper,
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Find a hole
In gwynie's schedule.
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I barely know the guy.
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If I wanted your opinion,
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The subject would be pancakes.
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Dial.
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Come on.
Just ask her.
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Forget it.
What's going on?
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Trying to get his mom
To call george.
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Stephanopoulos.
For guest principal.
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Yum. That's one reason
To stay in school another week.
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Will you do it?
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She hardly knows him.
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Oh, you once said
That george and robin
Were college sweethearts.
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Yeah, like a million
And two years ago.
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So maybe he owes her one.
He doesn't.
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Besides, the guy she's
Dating now would totally freak.
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He goes crazy if a male
Operator picks up 411.
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Who's your mom dating?
You never mentioned anybody.
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Why should I?
He's a jerk.
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And, hopefully,
Just passing through.
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Bummer.
I wanted to meet george.
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At least ask him about monica.
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So what now?
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I think we go to harrison's mom
And make a direct appeal.
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Smart girl!
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[josh]
Any reason you can't
Return a message?
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I called four times.
What's up?
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Nothing. I've been busy.
So have I,
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But I still find time
To speak to my friends.
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Or is that over, too?
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When people
Stop seeing each other,
It's good to make a clean break.
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If we talk every day,
We may as well be married.
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If we were married,
We wouldn't talk at all.
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I've got a lot on my mind.
I'm not trying to be cold.
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I'm not so sure
You have to try anymore.
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You know what? You try living
My life for one day, okay?
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Try juggling four
Advance placement classes
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And having two complete
Strangers move into your house,
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And then deal with the fact
That you might be pregnant, huh?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
What did you say?
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How? We used protection.
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I know. Well,
Apparently, it didn't work.
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Why don't you write the company
And get a refund?
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This is bad.
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This is so bad.
Look...
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It... It's just
A possibility, okay?
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So, when are you
Gonna know for sure?
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When?
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I... I gotta get to class.
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Can I help you
Find something?
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Um, who, me?
No, just browsing.
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Uh, question.
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If one were looking
For something to tell if...
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If one was, uh,
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Pregnant,
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Where would one look?
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One would have to come
To the counter to ask.
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Oh, okay.
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Which test are you
Interested in?
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Um...
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Give me everything you got.
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They don't
Test it on rabbits, lily.
Because it's lip balm.
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If it doesn't say it
On the label,
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There is an abused animal
Sitting in a cage somewhere
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With really chapped lips.
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Ah, you have issues.
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This one's the most popu...
Hello?
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Hey, mrs. John.
Hi, lily. Hi, guys.
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00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,701
Where'd he go?
200
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,168
Who?
201
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,770
That boy that was, um...
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00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,374
Not important.
203
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,110
So, how's school these days?
204
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:15,446
Disgusting. No one's emptied
A trash can in two weeks.
205
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,949
Harrison should
Feel right at home.
206
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,552
Yesterday I found
A bowl of cheerios
Fermenting in his closet.
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00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,987
[guffaws]
208
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,224
[squeaks]
209
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,961
So, um, what
Brings you all here?
210
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,698
Oh, we were just
In the neighborhood.
211
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,968
Loitering.
Hoping to meet
George stephanopoulos.
212
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,469
Ow.
213
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,605
George?
Why do you want to meet him?
214
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:46,777
Kennedy's having this
Principal for a day thingy,
215
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:50,214
And we have to find someone
We think is a great role model.
216
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,918
And it doesn't hurt
That he looks really hot
In a black turtleneck.
217
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,386
I see.
218
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,822
So you want me
To call him.
219
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,891
No pressure, honestly.
We'll write the letter.
220
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,660
All you have to do
Is sign it.
221
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,362
Yeah, and if you're
Worried about your boyfriend
Finding out...
222
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:07,398
My boyfriend?
That's hardly an issue.
223
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,101
Let's face it. At this point
In my life, I'm more likely
224
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,736
To date hillary clinton
Than george stephanopoulos.
225
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,439
Well, mrs. J., here's the thing.
We were wracking our brains
226
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,575
Trying to think of
Who we want to meet,
227
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,577
And since ricky martin's
Touring ohio...
228
00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:22,713
Excuse me. I'm sorry
For interrupting.
229
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,183
I have got to get
To the post office,
But if I get stuck,
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I'll pick up chinese food and
Be at your place around 7:00.
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00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,586
'kay.
232
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,955
Is harrison still on
That anti-string bean thing?
233
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,925
You better get
Plenty of noodles.
234
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,126
Okay.
235
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,067
Is that the boyfriend?
236
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,536
[both] Shh.
237
00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,651
Damn! Y'all even got
Principal hall to back gwyneth?
238
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,020
Loosely.
239
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,588
She thought she was
Signing a hall pass.
240
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,758
Okay! So, has felix
Called back yet?
241
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,827
I wouldn't get
Your hopes up.
242
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,231
He didn't exactly make it
Sound like it was gonna happen.
243
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,633
When did you speak to him?
Why didn't you get us?
244
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,268
Where was he calling from?
What was he buying her?
245
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,570
Ten minutes ago,
Shoes, gucci,
246
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,672
And I lost him
At the escalator.
247
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,774
Well, what exactly
Did he say?
248
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,077
Did you tell him I've seen
shakespeare in love 12 times
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00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:29,080
And I worship what she
Can do with a hair clip?
250
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,349
I told him everything!
And he said?
251
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:35,086
Fat chance.
Might want to try jewel.
252
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,687
[both gasp]
253
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,658
Well, I hope you're better
At driving a getaway car
254
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,728
Than you are at
Making a phone call!
255
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,964
Car? What?
Where are we going?
256
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:50,568
Bev hills. But first
We're stopping at my place
To get some cuffs.
257
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,403
[harrison on tape recording]
we're not here.
258
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,506
if you want to leave
a message for robin
or harrison, do it.
259
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,575
now.
[beeps]
260
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,782
[knocks]
261
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,320
Hey, is brooke here?
No.
262
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,089
Really? Why?
Where'd she go?
263
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,925
I have no idea. Maybe you
Should get her a radio collar.
264
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,328
Can I just leave these
In her bedroom?
265
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,829
Whatever.
Damn it!
266
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,698
Oh.
267
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:22,967
No, don't.
268
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,002
I got it.
269
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,803
Thank you.
270
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,376
You know what's
Going on, don't you?
271
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:36,147
Sam, you got to get her
To take these tests, a.S.A.P.
272
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,715
I can't make her do anything.
273
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:41,052
Is there any reason why
You bought so many of them?
274
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,853
I figured I needed backup.
275
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,156
Positive, negative, tiebreaker.
276
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,324
What do you think?
277
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,159
I think
I'm staying out of this.
278
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,294
It could be
A total false alarm, right?
279
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,464
But if it's not, what do I do?
Drop out of the tenth grade?
280
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,834
Work in a paint store
Like my cousin richie?
281
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,769
He's, like, 23. He's got
Three kids and beer gut.
282
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,306
All he knows how
To talk about is varnish.
283
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,608
Josh, what are you doing here?
284
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,844
I just came by
To give you these.
285
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,846
I don't believe
You did this.
286
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,182
Are you out
Of your mind?
287
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,350
She's not gonna say anything.
288
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,852
Really? When did we
Become a threesome?
289
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,420
Okay, I'm leaving.
290
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,188
Wait. Tell her you're
Not gonna say anything.
291
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,824
It's too late.
Why don't you send
An e-mail to my father, too?
292
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,725
Brooke, he is
Only trying to help.
293
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,194
See? She's cool.
294
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,662
Will you just...
Leave! Now!
295
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,130
Brooke...
Go!
296
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,839
I swear to god,
297
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,343
You breathe one word
Of this to anyone,
298
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,678
And you will live
To regret it.
299
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,662
Hey, ready to go?
300
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,930
One sec.
301
00:14:58,999 --> 00:14:59,963
There.
302
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,899
Oh, thanks.
303
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,336
How come you needed me
To come pick you up?
Where's sheila?
304
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,773
Post office.
She's gonna pick up
Some chinese on her way over.
305
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:13,444
Cool. Please tell me
She's skipping the string beans.
Those things are rank.
306
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,380
Some of your friends
Came by after school
307
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,449
With a pretty odd request.
308
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,550
Who?
309
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,385
Sam, carmen, lily.
310
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:26,657
I didn't realize everyone
Knew about my freshman fling
With george stephanopoulos.
311
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:30,728
I just told
A few good friends. Why?
312
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:34,632
Evidently not good enough
Friends to know about sheila.
313
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,067
Can you open the door?
314
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,902
What's up with that,
Harrison?
315
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,272
When did sheila
Become my "Boyfriend"?
316
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,341
Open the door.
Please look at me.
317
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,443
No. Would you open
The damn door?
318
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,611
Don't use that
Tone of voice with me.
319
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,948
I'm not looking
To argue with you.
320
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,349
I just want to
Talk about this.
321
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:52,951
Not here.
322
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,785
You think it's gonna be
Easier at home
323
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,021
With sheila sitting
Across the table?
324
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,991
She will be across the table,
As she's been for six months.
325
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,928
It really disturbs me
To think she's not as welcome
As I thought she was.
326
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,030
What do want from me?
327
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,433
I bought her a birthday present.
I'm always nice to her.
328
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,101
You're great.
329
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,371
So long as
We're behind closed doors.
330
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,805
Is that it?
331
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,675
Why does the whole world
Have to know our business?
332
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,312
Because it takes
Way too much energy to lie.
333
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,049
Believe me.
I did it for years.
334
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,151
It gets messier and messier.
335
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,221
I don't want to
Go back there, harrison.
336
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,224
It's a dark, ugly place.
337
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,793
Yeah, I know.
Some of us still live there.
338
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,395
What do you mean by that?
339
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,597
I don't want to talk
About this right now, okay?
340
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,065
When would be a good time?
After sheila's moved in?
341
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,302
What do you plan on
Telling your friends then?
342
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,603
That she's the maid?
343
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,970
They don't have to know.
344
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,341
They already do.
345
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:54,379
Look, I'm sorry.
346
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,980
Maybe you should have
Rehearsed me before
They came to visit.
347
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,017
You had no right to do that.
348
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,853
You may be ready to be that,
349
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,222
But I'm not.
350
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,557
It's bad enough
I hang out with three girls
351
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,692
And I'm not dating any of them.
352
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,495
I don't need the whole
Damn school thinking
That I'm queer, too.
353
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,531
You don't mind people
Thinking you're a freak?
354
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,133
Fine! I do.
355
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,979
Let's go.
356
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,248
Okay.
357
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,718
Oh, my god. He even
Buys her panty hose.
358
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,058
On the stool.
Chain him to the pipe.
359
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,393
And keep
His dialing hand free.
360
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,069
What are you waiting for?
361
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,436
Nothing. It's just...
362
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,407
Do we really need to do this?
Yes, we do.
363
00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,711
Don't go soft on me now,
Or you'll spend junior year
Licking bird crap off my bumper.
364
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,680
Can we look in
The bags now?
365
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,681
Not yet.
366
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,085
Now.
367
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:10,354
Are we gonna make
That call or not?
368
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,258
Help! Help me! Help!
369
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,760
Shout all you want, hon.
Nobody can hear you.
370
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,898
Yeah, our chambermaids
Have traded their buckets
For sandwich boards.
371
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,766
Can we at least
Take off the gag?
372
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,636
Not until he agrees.
373
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,138
Will you do it?
374
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,943
Well, come on.
375
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,145
Thank you.
376
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:39,483
If ben answers,
Will you tell him that
Mary cherry says, "Hey."
377
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,586
I told you. She's in paris
Having hair extensions.
378
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,754
She only checks
Her messages once a day.
379
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,690
Oh, once a day?
380
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,126
Wow! That's so secure.
381
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,663
bonjour, g.P. It's felix.
382
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:57,167
Listen, could you call me?
It's not about
The manolo blahniks.
383
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,203
I picked them up;
They're perfect.
Very after dark.
384
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,974
If heather graham
Already owns them,
I will kill myself.
385
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,677
Call me back
When you get the chance.
386
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,947
"Get the chance"?
387
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:14,618
Tell her if she doesn't
Call back by 5:00, she'll
Never see those shoes again.
388
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,220
Ooh, nice touch.
389
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,880
Who is that?
390
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,882
Uh, the foo fighters.
391
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,884
Huh.
He's cute.
392
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,821
Um, can I have
Some of this?
393
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,856
Mm-hm.
Thanks.
394
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,427
Hey, guess what?
395
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,595
What?
396
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,597
I'm gonna have a baby.
397
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,543
What are you saying?
You're... You're pregnant?
398
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,977
Yep.
399
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,515
Ah. Are we supposed to
Be going out for dinner?
400
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,354
You know what? Those little
Popsicle stick things,
Those aren't always accurate.
401
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:27,057
I really think you
Should go to the clinic
And get a blood test.
402
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,626
I'm starving.
403
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,531
If I make a huge salad,
Will you eat some?
404
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,233
Okay, you're handling this
Really weirdly.
405
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,502
Brooke, you have to
Deal with this.
406
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,771
I know,
And you don't.
407
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,873
Why does this cheese
Smell like feet?
408
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,247
More green to make it clean!
More green to make it clean!
409
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,383
More green
To make it clean!
410
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:56,454
More green to make it clean!
More green to make it clean!
411
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,596
Why do they have to
Call themselves
The dixie chicks?
412
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:09,367
Uh, all those kmart clogs
And lint-filled belly buttons.
413
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,102
Talk about giving
Southern girls a bad name.
414
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,272
What does gwynie
Think of them?
415
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,240
[door slams]
416
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,653
Did she call yet?
417
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,456
Is my shift over?
418
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:36,694
Go. I'll stay here
For second and third period.
419
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,696
Sugar daddy will take
Fourth and lunch.
420
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,632
And you'd better make
Those curly fries last, buster.
421
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:45,569
'cause you're only getting
The essentials.
Saltines, water, and vogue.
422
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,006
I can't drink any more water
If you won't let me
Use the men's room.
423
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,611
Rough it!
424
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,579
Hey!
425
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,882
Have you seen
This sweater set?
426
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,419
Fabulous.
427
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,188
And it fits me
Like a second skin.
428
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,591
I swear, gwynie and I must be
Split from the same egg.
429
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,328
Where are the shoes?
430
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,465
[both gasp]
431
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,603
Oh, my god.
432
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,705
Are those to die for?
433
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,708
No one should die for shoes.
[both] Hush!
434
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,888
Oh!
435
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,093
It's perfect.
436
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:48,198
[mary] And now for
The gwyneth fashion show.
437
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:12,556
♪ there's a brand-new dance
but I don't know its name ♪
438
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:21,131
♪ that people from bad homes
do again and again ♪
439
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:29,840
♪ it's big and it's bland
full of tension and fear ♪
440
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:38,616
♪ they do it over there
but they don't do it here ♪
441
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,523
♪ fashion
turn to the left ♪
442
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,725
♪ fashion
turn to the right ♪
443
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:51,128
♪ oooh, fashion ♪
444
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,268
Hey there.
How's it going?
445
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:02,973
We were hoping you would
Sign our nomination ballot
For guest principal.
446
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:06,343
Sorry, stephanopoulos
Turns my stomach.
I'm not into tattlers.
447
00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,746
Well, good, 'cause
We're not nominating george.
448
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,782
We're nominating
Your mom.
449
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,451
What?
450
00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:14,952
The more
We thought about it,
451
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,455
The more it seemed like we
Should go for someone we know.
452
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:20,190
Someone who's bold
And courageous and honest.
453
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:21,324
Just...
454
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,526
Go away.
455
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,529
Harrison,
What is your problem?
456
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:27,731
How long have we
Known one another?
457
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,402
Do you really think
Your friends are gonna
Judge you or not support you?
458
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,471
I'm not looking
For your support.
459
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:37,174
You're mom is one of
The smartest, coolest women...
460
00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:38,709
Or your opinion.
461
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,884
Hey, sam.
So, what do you know?
462
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,085
What?
463
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,520
The test.
Did brooke take the test?
464
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,489
Why don't you ask her yourself?
465
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,958
'cause.
She won't talk to me.
466
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,894
She won't even look at me.
467
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,029
Is she pregnant or not?
468
00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:02,900
I don't...
I don't know.
469
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,434
Look...
Sam....
470
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,004
I'm sorry.
I have to meet someone.
471
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:12,843
♪ it's sort of amazing ♪
472
00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:19,817
♪ we've lived through
the hardest times ♪
473
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:26,423
♪ and through every test
we caress ♪
474
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:29,693
♪ ooh, baby, yes ♪
475
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:33,897
♪ careful ♪
476
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:40,104
♪ and true we flow ♪
477
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:44,875
♪ simple ♪
478
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,110
How many signatures
Do we have?
479
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,779
About 11.
480
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,449
I'm starting to feel
Really weird about this.
If harrison is that...
481
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:55,685
What? Paranoid? No.
This is exactly what he needs.
482
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,387
Hey, tawny.
Hey, tawny.
483
00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,455
Hi!
484
00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,224
Oh, hey, tawny.
485
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,093
Would you be interested
In signing our ballot
For guest principal?
486
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,062
Sure.
Who you guys nominating?
487
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:09,499
She's a friend of ours.
She works at the drugstore
On 23rd.
488
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,770
I thought it was supposed
To be someone famous.
Why are you nominating her?
489
00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:15,305
'cause she's sharp.
She's a pharmacist.
490
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,607
And?
491
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,743
And a lesbian.
492
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,848
What? Isn't that enough?
493
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,417
Why do you want someone...
494
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,751
Gay...
495
00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:30,788
To be our principal?
496
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:32,622
Why does that matter?
497
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,491
Because it's gross.
498
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:37,427
I mean, it may be trendy,
But I still think it's wrong.
499
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:40,030
Who is
This person anyway?
500
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,700
Is she related to harrison?
501
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,768
No. No relation.
502
00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,371
Come on, carmen.
503
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:54,144
Honey, are you home?
504
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:57,147
Sam?
505
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,188
Sorry, mom,
I was just listening to...
506
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,892
Where did you get that?
507
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,561
It was here on the floor.
Is this, uh...
508
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,496
Is this yours
Or brooke's?
509
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:14,965
Sam?
510
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,070
It's... It's mine.
511
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,206
Research for a project
We're doing at school.
512
00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:42,359
Yo, bro,
Hurry up, man.
513
00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,261
They'll be back
Any minute.
514
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,696
I've only got one hand.
515
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,032
You want me to hold
Your drink for you?
516
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,366
Would you?
517
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:51,735
Here you go.
518
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,605
Yo, what happened
To your fish filet?
519
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,840
The rats got it.
520
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,308
[rats squeak]
521
00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,944
Damn! This place
Is turning calcutta!
522
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,312
[door opens]
523
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,783
Did she call yet?
524
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:09,219
Not yet. But my brother felix
Says it's "Impotent."
525
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,387
Imminent.
526
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:14,357
What's that
On your chin?
527
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,293
Is that special sauce?
528
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,860
He only had one bite.
529
00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:19,563
Traitor!
Don't hurt him, please.
530
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,631
I begged him.
I was delirious.
531
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,401
Save it for gwyneth.
Where's the phone?
532
00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,370
I've already left
19 messages.
533
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,573
If I call again,
She'll just think
I've become a stalker.
534
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:35,278
This time I'm gonna
Leave the message,
Burger breath.
535
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,180
We're under a deadline here,
536
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,617
And katie couric's this close
To taking the lead.
537
00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:43,286
If your boss doesn't call
By midnight tomorrow,
538
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,823
She's gonna lose more
Than a pair of shoes.
539
00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:49,927
Oh, my god.
540
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:52,062
They're gonna kill me.
541
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:53,496
They're gonna kill me!
542
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,698
No, they aren't.
[phone beeping]
543
00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:56,900
Are they?
544
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,307
All those who'd like to
Spend the day with katie couric,
545
00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:06,109
Please sign your name
On the board.
546
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,548
And all those in favor
Of gwyneth...
547
00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:17,020
[ms. Ross]
personally, I hope katie wins.
548
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:21,391
katie is an exemplary mother,
unlike some skinny sophomore
549
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,094
who's breeding way
before she's ready.
550
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:27,497
that child ain't got nothing
to cradle but shame.
551
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,167
shame, shame.
552
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:32,369
♪ ooo-ooo-ooh ♪
553
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,056
♪ dirty 'ho ♪
♪ dirty 'ho ♪
554
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,459
♪ what you having
That baby for ♪
555
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,660
♪ dirty 'ho ♪
♪ dirty 'ho ♪
556
00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:00,663
♪ gonna be a prom mom
On the floor ♪
557
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,703
[phone rings]
558
00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:08,738
Women's health clinic.
May I help you?
559
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,507
Miss?
560
00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:13,943
Uh, it's brooke.
Um, with an "E."
561
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:30,360
You know, if you have to
Be somewhere...
562
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,828
I don't.
563
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:34,731
Because you didn't have to
Come with me.
564
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,299
It's fine, really.
565
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,136
You looked like you didn't
Want to do this alone.
566
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:45,475
I've handled much bigger
Stuff than this by myself.
567
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:48,411
Really?
Like what?
568
00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:00,323
I'm gonna go get a soda.
569
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,625
You want?
No. Thank you.
570
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,691
Doesn't this game require
More than one person?
571
00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:36,193
Nope.
572
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:46,036
Harrison, could you stop
Dribbling for a second?
573
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,075
We just
Wanted to say that...
574
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:55,745
Look, what we did yesterday
Was majorly stupid.
575
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,981
And we withdrew
The nomination.
576
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,682
Good.
577
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,551
We're sorry.
578
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,554
Okay.
579
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,606
[cell phone rings]
580
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,411
Hello?
josh?
581
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,713
Yeah, who's this?
it's sam.
582
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,449
I'm with brooke down
At the women's health clinic.
583
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:34,917
oh, my god.
what is she doing there?
584
00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:38,021
Relax. She's just
Taking a blood test.
Can you get down here?
585
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,458
Not a good idea, sam.
She's really mad at me now.
586
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:44,794
Forget what she said.
She's lying to herself.
She needs you here.
587
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:47,530
But you saw how angry she was.
She almost attacked me.
588
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:50,367
Then wear your helmet.
Just get here.
589
00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:51,834
but, sam...
590
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:54,837
Josh, she didn't get into
This situation alone, okay?
591
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,227
Ah!
592
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,462
Well, this is
Just stupid.
593
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,564
Let's just give her
Five more minutes.
594
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,633
What if we just
Changed horses, you know?
595
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:27,270
Went after someone
Who checks her messages,
Like eve plumb?
596
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,306
One more suggestion like that,
597
00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:32,275
And I swear I'll pinch
Your head right off your neck!
598
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,810
Don't turn on him.
599
00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,678
Thank you.
Oh, shut up.
600
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,780
No! You shut up!
601
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,916
You think you're gonna
Get closer to "Gwynie"
602
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:43,753
By messing up her clothes
Or torturing her staff?
603
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:47,257
Why the hell would she come
Hang with you after all this?
604
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,158
Because we worship her style.
605
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:53,195
Her style? Her style is
Over there chained to a pipe.
606
00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:57,834
Gwyneth doesn't care
If her style lives or dies.
607
00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,170
That's true, isn't it?
608
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,507
I'm wasting my life.
No.
609
00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:08,145
I could've been a...
A librarian.
610
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,180
An orthodontist. A moyl!
611
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,649
Someone who
Made a difference.
612
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,685
But you have! Felix,
Do you know how many people
613
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,588
Use gwynie
As their fashion barometer?
614
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:19,989
They're fools.
615
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,324
Do you have
A personal shopper?
616
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,960
Well, no, not yet, but...
Do you?
617
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,195
Not at the moment,
But I'm interviewing.
618
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:28,465
That's my point.
You don't need one.
619
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,033
Amen.
620
00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:32,402
The two of you have more style
In your little fingers
621
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:36,840
Than all the celebrities crammed
Into one double issue of us.
622
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,508
Those people aren't us!
623
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,876
Amen!
624
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:41,411
They don't
Trust their own taste.
625
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,180
My god, you're
The trendsetters.
626
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:46,316
Hallelujah! Thank you!
Thank you, brother felix.
627
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:51,053
Why worship some stranger
Who doesn't have the confidence
To buy her own underwear?
628
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,890
You're the real thing!
629
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,231
Sugar d., uncuff him.
630
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,705
Look at me.
631
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,440
I'm covered
With gooseflesh.
632
00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:12,775
You always do nice things
With texture.
633
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,344
Thank you.
634
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,945
There you go, man.
You're free, bro.
635
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:18,881
What will you
Do now, felix?
636
00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:23,152
I don't know.
637
00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:26,289
I've always wanted to see india.
638
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,024
♪♪ [sitar plays]
639
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,302
Hey.
640
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,470
Oh.
641
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,172
What are you doing here?
642
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:44,741
I called him.
643
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:46,909
Sam, why?
644
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,446
Because. She knew
I wanted to be here.
645
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,913
Josh...
646
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,316
You didn't get into
This situation alone.
647
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,051
Okay?
648
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:00,957
Thanks.
649
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,760
[door opens]
650
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:07,063
Miss brooke,
With an "E"?
651
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,636
Listen, um,
652
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,639
I don't need both
Of you guys hanging around.
653
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:17,974
Really.
654
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:22,011
Sam, you can leave.
Josh'll take me home.
655
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,313
Okay.
656
00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:30,186
Thanks.
657
00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:31,721
No problem.
658
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,729
You're gonna
Screw up your back.
Let harrison do that.
659
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:42,198
Harrison hasn't been
In a helping mood these days,
660
00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,766
Or haven't you noticed?
661
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:45,602
When he's ready to talk,
He will.
662
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:47,804
I sure don't want to be
The reason he's not coming home.
663
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,306
He's home.
664
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,941
He's just locked himself
In his bedroom.
665
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:54,511
No, actually,
He's here.
666
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:55,778
Hey.
667
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,347
Where you been?
668
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,182
Shooting hoops.
669
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:02,352
Listen, I'm not
Gonna be around for dinner.
670
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:05,354
Where you gonna be?
Out.
671
00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,490
But I need to
Borrow the car.
672
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,826
Not unless you
Tell us where you're going.
673
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,396
Not me.
I don't need any answers.
I'm very happy in the dark.
674
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,364
Sheila, I could use
Your support here.
675
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:18,868
Then you're looking
To the wrong person.
I was a teenager myself.
676
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:20,870
Don't back him up on this.
677
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,539
She can if she wants to.
678
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,541
What is this?
Gang up on robin week?
679
00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:29,579
No one's ganging up here.
We just have different views
On certain issues. Like privacy.
680
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,548
This isn't about privacy.
681
00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,617
Maybe not for you,
But you're not in high school.
682
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:42,925
Must be nice to have
Someone who knows you so well.
683
00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,427
Look,
684
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,763
I'm still adjusting here, too.
685
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:52,869
I had in my head this image
Of a perfect mom,
686
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:56,305
And I never wanted to be
Anything less for you.
687
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:59,976
And if that meant denying
How I felt and who I was,
688
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:01,944
I'd do it.
689
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,747
And I did.
For years.
690
00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:07,349
And I was miserable.
691
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:11,788
I thought if I was
Happy and honest,
692
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:14,357
You'd benefit more
In the long run.
693
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:18,728
I don't know
If there's such a thing
694
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,863
As the perfect mom.
695
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:26,669
Believe me, harrison, if I could
Be that person, I would be.
696
00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,910
I'm not mad at you.
697
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,582
I'm not mad at you, either.
698
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,352
Just mad at myself
For forgetting sometimes
699
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:45,855
That the whole world's
Not on my schedule.
700
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,828
Be back at 11:00.
701
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,596
11:30.
702
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,397
11:00.
11.15.
703
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,933
11:00.
Come on!
704
00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,769
Not everyone
Is on your schedule.
705
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:14,951
Mom?
706
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,056
I'm getting there
As fast as I can.
707
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:28,931
Don't touch the grime
Till overtime!
708
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,868
Don't touch the grime,
Till overtime!
709
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,072
[all shouting]
710
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,477
women's health clinic.
may I help you?
711
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:45,414
Yes, I'm calling for
Some results from a test.
712
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,116
Uh, a pregnancy test.
713
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,818
Excuse me, excuse me.
714
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,788
Oh, lord, I didn't need
That fourth cup of coffee.
715
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,791
Oh, no!
Say it ain't so!
716
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:57,560
Is by any chance one of you
Carrying a plunger?
717
00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:00,529
Oh, wouldn't that be
Scabbing, miss ross?
718
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:02,665
Remind me to flunk you.
719
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,267
Yes, yes, I'm here.
720
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:08,805
miss mcqueen?
the test results are negative.
721
00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:12,742
is there anything else
I can help you with?
722
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,645
No, no, no.
Thank you.
723
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,514
Oh, my gosh.
724
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:21,217
Can I send you something?
A basket? Do you like balloons?
725
00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:22,985
excuse me?
726
00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,721
Nothing. Never mind.
Thank you.
727
00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,489
Good news?
The best.
728
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,658
What'd they say?
False alarm!
729
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:32,595
Oh, good! Maybe next time,
You'll trust your best friend.
730
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,530
I know. What was I thinking?
You're always right.
731
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:35,932
Love these bracelets.
Are they new?
732
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,333
Just dug them
Out of a drawer.
733
00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,769
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
734
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:42,138
I almost forgot.
I've been carrying this
Around for a week,
735
00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:44,207
And I keep forgetting
To give it to you.
736
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,909
There's a four-page spread in
Here on shopping with gwyneth.
737
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:50,713
They show her shopping
With her personal shopper
In paris, milan, and new york.
738
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:53,716
You're kidding me!
Right there.
739
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,685
This is so...
740
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,124
Not felix.
741
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,293
Her shopper's a woman?
742
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,832
Ahh!
Nic...
743
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,000
[door opens]
[scoffs]
744
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:17,907
I don't think I've smiled
Since last thursday.
745
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,177
Forgot I had teeth.
746
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,493
Sam, um...
747
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,299
Look...
748
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,367
You're welcome.
749
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:01,184
Okay, coming through.
750
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,186
Bernardino?
751
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:11,460
He's a mental patient
Escaped from a halfway house?
752
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:15,197
Okay, you have to admit,
For a psychopath,
753
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,700
He had really good taste
In shoes.
754
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,202
[laughs]
755
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:21,871
Okay, wait...
756
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,841
I got burned, too!
I bought the guy a happy meal!
757
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:48,330
♪ there's an image
lives inside of me ♪
758
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:53,236
♪ and it calls back
pain and ecstasy ♪
759
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:58,440
♪ faces calling
as if from a dream ♪
760
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,744
♪ time won't stop ♪
761
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:06,715
♪ on a mountaintop ♪
762
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,087
♪ in the circle of love ♪
763
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:16,826
♪ the circle of love ♪
764
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:32,341
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
765
00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:36,178
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
766
00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:39,749
♪ I'm grinning
on the outside ♪
767
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:43,620
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
768
00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:49,225
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
769
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:57,199
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪